This is Brilliant!

I got this from my colleague. Can't help laughing over this. What a brilliant strategy to perform mass lay offs!

In a large multinational company..............

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM in a large office when almost all employees were in office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office in the designated area waiting for further announcement.

The Security Officer in charge made the following announcement: "Dear employees - with sincere regret I have been asked to announce that for many of you it will be your last evacuation drill. Due to the recession the company is laying off almost 50% of its employees. So when this announcement finishes, I ask all of you to move back into the building and if your swipe card does not work then it means you have been laid off in which case you will not be allowed inside and all your belongings will be couriered to you by tomorrow.

The Company has used this innovative approach as we didn't want to fill up the email box with lay-off mails and good bye mails in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside the office and the consequent security issue for all staff.

Hope you have had a rewarding career with us and all the best ahead.

Please move back in & try your luck. Good Luck!

What drastic Change for the Nation

It was just 2 weeks ago the entire nation celebrates the joy of success for holding the Inaugural Youth Olympics in 2010.

Last week the entire nation's security forces went berserk because of the escape of a detainee for terrorist act 2 years ago.

The Army, The Police, The Special Tasks Force, The Civil Defense, Ministers of Parliament, The Public etc.. are all in high alert.

In order for the public to help in recognizing the Victim, many descriptions of him had been published across the media like in public notice board, transport, pamphlets, SMS or MMS to all phone subscribers etc...

If you happen to see anyone that resembles below, it will be Mas Selamat (In english is translate as Safe)

Cantonese Learning to speak Thai

Got this video from a colleague. Aiyoh damn funny...

However you need to understand Cantonese thou.

A stint of Being a Cab Driver

Boys & Gals out there... Don't ever attempt such act. Doesn't matter if you are late or unable to reach the destination on time, its not worth the risk.

Michael Schumacher races in a Taxi

On the verge of missing a flight, seven-time F1 Champion Michael Schumacher jumped behind the wheel of a taxi and arrived in time at the airport with his family, according to a report emanating from AFP.

Taxi driver Tuncer Yilmaz, interviewed by daily Munich newspaper Abendzeitung, said Schumacher asked him if he could drive the car himself. The now-consultant at Ferrari was accompanied by his wife and two children.

"I found myself sitting in the passenger seat with Schumi at my side. It was incredible," explained Yilmaz.

"He made incredible passes and drove at high speed through the curves," added the taxi driver, who was granted a good tip in addition to his fare.

The report was confirmed to German sports news agency SID by Sabine Kehm, Schumacher's spokeswoman.

She explained that the Schumacher family landed at an airport in Coburg, in central Germany, to take delivery of a dog from a breeder located in a nearby village.

Sources : www.F1Live.com

Man in Space

What do you call an American who travel to Space?
Astronaut

What do you call a Russian who travel to Space?
Cosmonaut

What do you call a China Man who travel to Space?
Taikonaut

So when all these people does not travel to Space anymore, what do you call them?
Forget Me Not

*Giggles*

Amazing how creative one can be.

This morning my colleague Ruiqin forwarded these pics to me. Its really amazing how a creative mind can view things from another perspective.

I like the lamp most... So adorable. :) Can you tell these are real veggies.

What I've learn, try to see things from another angle. It may not be what it is on the first impression.